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laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

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humansofnewyork:

“Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?”
“Yep. My 15th birthday.”
“What happened?”
“It was a month before my mom passed away. She pretended like she’d forgotten my birthday, and didn’t say anything to me all morning. I was so mad that day at school. But when I got home, she’d made this huge cake for me. I was so happy.”

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

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vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left. 

BLESS YOU

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ohlolamylove:

Im not crazy. My reality is different of yours

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WHAT

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the-vashta-nerada:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA understand that sometimes i like to stay up until seven in the morning to watch the sunrise and sit up and play guitar on the roof while drinking tea and eating cereal and you are free to join me but if you want to sleep that’s okay too i’ll make pancakes for when you wake up

also please don’t get with my friends

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thelanguageofmusic:

the-fandom-life:

*reblogs ironically*

*imagining zac frolicking through the golf course* giggling rn

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allthecymballadies:

sing-onemoretime:

More post run spam. With the lovely David Haven.

I miss my bbys. 

r3giment:

Madelyn, Suzy and I are in here! 

Wow. I wish I had a laptop right now. :/

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